Has anyone ever bought one of these? Seriously. Anyone? Ever? I cannot imagine meeting this person. It would be particularly disturbing a) because I think this person is ridiculous, and b) because I know he has a two pound, eleven ounce implement of death, destruction, and insanity in his pants. At least I hope that's what that is.
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I just can't imagine most of those things being useful. Like the allen wrench? Who could use an allen wrench attached to that big hunk of metal, seriously?
(post edited to make secondary attempt at juvenile humor more obvious)
I feel sorry for missing it the first time. Really, if you had mentioned that it is 8.75 inches in width, I probably would have noticed the first time.
Also, this instrument has 141 functions. Even if we include slapping and poking holes in concrete walls as functions, I'm sadly only at 4.
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