authorship, continued

I just wanted to update my public on my book. I appear to have discovered the perfect, smashup ending for the story of awkwardness. I can't really say much now; I don't want to give anything away. But it's definitely coming together.

Goodnight.

I guess this really just goes to show...

...how much I hate the concept of "global warming". Anyway, here's the obligatory link to another group of scientists saying that we're not causing the Earth to get warmer. Please note how the article spends the first seven paragraphs talking about the well-accepted theory of global warming, before actually getting to the story. I just love Yahoo! news....they're so unbiased!

for THE RECORD

No matter what happens, I want to be able to look back and know, absolutely without a single doubt, that, at one point in my life, I, Peter Gaultney, was happy.

Further proof...

...that Satan was intimately involved in my choice to attend UMBC. The *exact* route that I travel to school every week can be found at this link: Google Maps. Note carefully the distance between my house and my apartment at UMBC.

Yeah.