Spears

Not the dill kind, though I don't like those much either. No, this is the first and last post I will ever make about Britney Spears.

I just wanted to extend an invitation to any of you who feel like experiencing a stomach-turning like no other. At least, when I had read three of the 'get well soon' messages from Britney's fans on her website, my stomach was definitely doing flips (no, this is not a joke). And all I had for supper was chicken and salad...you be the judge.

I don't hate Britney Spears. But I was physically nauseated by the content of the 'cute' and 'supportive' messages that have apparently been sent to her by her 'fans'. So I thought I'd pass along this pleasant sensation to you, my loyal readers.




Last EVER. I promise. I mean...NEVER again. Oh, and for those of you who are wondering why I even ended up at britneyspears.com ......see: bored. Also, see: I remembered that her website from a month ago had some bizarre picture of a tiger or something on it, and I was curious whether that monstrosity was still around (see further: very bored).

EDIT: I went back to the Firefox tab with the site open, to close it, and I literally (again, this is not a joke) almost threw up when my eyes chanced to hit upon some sort of drivel about how so-and-so was 'literally your BIGGEST fan'. Whew. Now heading out to play some futebol. Must...think....different....thoughts.