Almost forgot
More Rebel news, only this time, it's for real. My car doors are opening again - that's right - FROM THE OUTSIDE! If that's not cool.......then even ice cream isn't cool.
And all thanks to Lauren, I might add, who was my trusty partner and layer-of-dirty-tools-on-the-seats-and-everywhere-else-while-we-worked-er. But seriously, yeah, she was wonderful. And now I can lock my car again.
What's that? You wish you had known that I couldn't lock my car last week, so that you could have robbed me? Ha! I'm too smart for you. Filthy thieves - go get a job and make some money, instead of surfing innocent people's blogs for information that could compromise their security. Yeah, you heard me. I've had it with you and your devilish, sneaky ways. I'm going to deal with you once and for all....yeah, that's right....come and get me. Don't know where I live? Well, that's just too bad. I'll give you a little hint though: my social security number is 403-67-2598. If you're smart, you can use that to find my address. Then, we'll see who's boss. If not, guess we know who's the intelligent one around here. Yahh!! Good riddance.
Stupid criminals.
And all thanks to Lauren, I might add, who was my trusty partner and layer-of-dirty-tools-on-the-seats-and-everywhere-else-while-we-worked-er. But seriously, yeah, she was wonderful. And now I can lock my car again.
What's that? You wish you had known that I couldn't lock my car last week, so that you could have robbed me? Ha! I'm too smart for you. Filthy thieves - go get a job and make some money, instead of surfing innocent people's blogs for information that could compromise their security. Yeah, you heard me. I've had it with you and your devilish, sneaky ways. I'm going to deal with you once and for all....yeah, that's right....come and get me. Don't know where I live? Well, that's just too bad. I'll give you a little hint though: my social security number is 403-67-2598. If you're smart, you can use that to find my address. Then, we'll see who's boss. If not, guess we know who's the intelligent one around here. Yahh!! Good riddance.
Stupid criminals.
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