academic espionage...

From the I-hope-my-teacher-doesn't-read-my-blog department:

That was the worst paper I have ever written. In my LIFE. As soon as I've gotten a grade for it, I'm deleting it from my hard drive forever. Absolutely revolting, disgusting, and in every way imaginable, completely worthless. I employed every single hated mannerism, expression, and method of inflating the size of a paper I have ever seen, and some that I hadn't. If I had ever been given such a paper to read, I probably would have been unable to finish it. Having written it myself, I wish I could throw up to get rid of the bad taste in my mouth.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!